HUMANITY WAS NOT READY

FART LAB

Questionable science. Extraordinary results.

Create it. Name it. Share it.EXPERIMENT NO. 2345
GAS CHAMBER / 01SYSTEM READY
0 PSIFART-O-METER
DAMAGE POTENTIALRoom Clearer
REAL RECORDING · BAGPIPE BELLOW1.5 SEC / 20% WET

Design your disaster

33%
Tiny squeak ↔ Earth-shattering blast
20%
Dry & airy ↔ Bubbling & sloppy
1.5s
Quick toot ↔ Extended performance
58%
Gentle whisper ↔ Maximum explosion

Last meal

FUEL THE EXPERIMENT

Location

WHERE IT HAPPENED
● Breaking
City declares state of emergencyNASA detects new atmospheric anomalyStock market dips 4% on the newsCat filed for emotional damagesNeighborhood air quality warning issuedAuthorities responding to catastrophic turbulence event at airport terminalCity declares state of emergencyNASA detects new atmospheric anomalyStock market dips 4% on the newsCat filed for emotional damagesNeighborhood air quality warning issuedAuthorities responding to catastrophic turbulence event at airport terminal

Headphones recommended. Your dignity is not insured.